Dear god, I have a blog. Can the Apocolypse be far behind?

Blog. What an unpleasant word. It’s something you expect to see in a horror novel (“It was squatting there, like a blog, looking disreputable and vaguely sinister”) or describing an unfortunate bodily function (“I can’t eat cucumbers, they make me blog”). Now I have one. Why, you ask? Apparently this is my publisher’s big plan […]